Random (G)asp-irations

Random (G)asp-irations

Me: Before moving to your current position at Black Suit consultants, where did you work?

Candidate: I was working as a Telephone Psychic

Me: Excuse me…

Me: What would you be when you grow up Bill?

Billy: PBR

Me: Excuse me…

Billy’s mother (bewildered): Don’t you watch PBR?

Me: You mean PBS?

Billy’s mother: Professional Bull Rider

Me: Excuse me.

Me: What would you like to be?

Latisha: Mat maid

Me: You mean Mermaid?

Latisha: Mat Maid

Me: Excuse me…

Me: When you become big, what job you would like to get Aaron?

Aaron: A digger

Me: ‘In construction’ you mean?

Aaron: A grave digger.

Me:     …

Me: What do you do ma’me?

Johnny’s mother: Adult entertainer

Me: Excuse me…